“When I become mayor, you know what I’m going to spend my first year doing? I’m going to have a bunch of ribbon-cuttings tearing out your fucking bike lanes.” -Anthony Weiner, possible future mayor and current CitiBike rider, to Mayor Bloomberg
Did you know I’ve been looking for a bikini with goldfish on it for almost a decade?
They’re out there, just mostly for children under 6.
But I did find this today: 
I ignored Lance Bass on twitter and now he is saying I have a mental illness. Sorry you’re an ugly ex boy band member w/ no talent or career
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 30, 2013
I want to marry this tweet.
Crazy for cronuts: croissant donut selling for $55 on Craigslist →
Would you pay $55 for a doughnut delivered fresh to your door?
I personally would not, but no judgments.
Amanda Please
I’m Not Crazy
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes)
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