“When I become mayor, you know what I’m going to spend my first year doing? I’m going to have a bunch of ribbon-cuttings tearing out your fucking bike lanes.” -Anthony Weiner, possible future mayor and current CitiBike rider, to Mayor Bloomberg
Did you know I’ve been looking for a bikini with goldfish on it for almost a decade?
They’re out there, just mostly for children under 6.
But I did find this today:
Delivered to my desk today. Such a gorgeous book!
I want to marry this tweet.
Would you pay $55 for a doughnut delivered fresh to your door?
I personally would not, but no judgments.